"Will It Obey?" 5x5 bingo card (HotD S3 / Black Forces energy)

You pick one rider-and-dragon pairing from a small fixed grid (Rhaena/Sheepstealer, you/your group chat, your toddler/the iPad, your intern/the company card) and tap a vibe word; the app fills a 5x5 "Will It Obey?" bingo card where every square is a way the thing under you does whatever it wants and burns what it wants — "ignores the call," "flies toward the loudest noise," "eats the ally," "lands when IT decides." You tap squares that already happened to you this week; a filled line stamps the card "UNBOTHERED CHAOS AGENT — confirmed Black Forces energy." The filled card is the share: it read…