7×7=49 / Global online / hear-me-out girl-coded TikTok absurdists

User types one mundane thing they find weirdly attractive (a math equation, a font, a kitchen appliance, a verb tense — free text, 1-2 words), optionally a nickname and a star sign equivalent. The app generates a full Hinge-style dating profile card where the user's mundane thing is the person: big photo slot filled with an isometric illustrated avatar of the thing (pulled from a pre-rendered pool of ~30 generic objects; falls back to a something beautiful silhouette card if no match), the six Hinge prompts auto-filled in the thirsty-delulu voice (My most irrational fear? → Long division, but …