"You Never Take Me to Bangladesh" swipe deck

You swipe through a deck of 16 escalating partner demands lifted from and styled after Ian McConnell's song — starting reasonable ("text me goodnight") and sliding into unhinged ("take me to Bangladesh," "buy me sausages," "help me avenge my enemies with a revenge drink") — tapping WOULD DO IT or ABSOLUTELY NOT on each. Your swipe pattern matches you to a hand-authored partner archetype (Certified Doormat, Balanced Icon, You'd Break Up by Card 6, Secretly More Unhinged Than Them). The match card is the share: couples and friend chats post their rating to compare who's the bigger pushover. The …