The Pyramid ("Put your group chat on the Dance Moms pyramid")

You type in the names of your friend group (or coworkers, or your group chat) and the app drops them onto Abby Lee Miller's famous Dance Moms pyramid — bottom row, middle row, and the single photo at the very top — with an Abby-style critique pinned to each person ('bottom of the pyramid this week, your energy was WEAK'). The output is the finished pyramid card with everyone placed and roasted. It is the share because you screenshot it and tag the whole group to argue about who deserved the top spot. Funny because the show's brutal reality-TV hierarchy gets applied to your ordinary friends. En…