"I Will Find You" / Netflix thriller bingers & Coben adaptation crowd

Coben thrillers turn one ordinary suburban detail into a 6-episode "nothing is what it seems" spiral. You type three mundane facts about your week and the machine returns a back-of-the-box Netflix thriller blurb where each fact is recast as an ominous clue, complete with an all-caps tagline, a "Limited Series" badge, and a final line promising the twist will destroy everything you thought you knew. The output is a streaming-poster-style blurb card you screenshot. It is funny because the format treats the most boring possible life as a high-stakes conspiracy, which is exactly what Coben adaptat…