Which Berzatto Are You?

User answers seven multiple-choice questions about how they behave when a shift goes sideways (who they blame, whether they apologize, what they do at 2am) and gets diagnosed as one of the kitchen — Carmy, Sydney, Richie, Marcus, Tina, or Fak — on a stainless-steel diagnosis card with a one-line prognosis and a signature "yes chef" verdict. The output IS the share: a character-diagnosis card built for the exact week the whole prestige-TV audience is posting finale grief. The hook is that everyone already argues about which Berzatto they are; this settles it. Deterministic scoring maps answer p…