Kane Parsons "He Is 20 Years Old" comparison-dossier card

The user enters their own age and picks (or types) what they've accomplished lately from a wry menu plus a free field (finished a 4-episode show, kept a plant alive for 3 weeks, replied to one email). They get a side-by-side reckoning card: KANE PARSONS, 20 — directed an A24 feature // YOU, [age] — [your accomplishment], rendered in a clean awards-season comparison-dossier style with a deadpan bottom-line verdict that's gentle, not cruel (the gap is, statistically, fine). The output IS the share because the meme is already he's 20 self-deprecation, and the card lets you post your personalized …