Love Island USA "Bombshell Résumé" card generator

The user types their real job, a genuine skill, and one petty ick, and the output is a Love-Island-contestant villa resume card in the show's promo styling: their real job restyled as villa-relevant experience, absurd inflated qualifications, a stated intention (here for the right reasons, asterisked), and a fine-print asterisk that undercuts it. The card is the share because it's a screenshot fans post to nominate themselves or a friend as a bombshell, riding the exact resume-claims bit the fandom is memeing. The funny is a dating-show applicant treating vibes as a CV with straight-faced prof…