Devil Wears Prada 2 opening weekend / Miranda Priestly Performance Review

User fills four short slots about their actual job — job title, biggest recent project, one thing their boss said in their last review, one workplace pet peeve — and gets back a withering one-page performance review on Runway Magazine letterhead, written in Miranda Priestly cadence: opens with a withering address ("That's all."), three biting paragraphs that weave the user's inputs into devastating fashion-industry parallels using a hand-authored mad-libs structure, closes with a curt "—M.P." sign-off; the share is the screenshot dropped into the office Slack with no context.