Met Gala 2027 Arrival Composer

User taps to compose their own 2027 Met Gala arrival from a fixed grid: pick one Headpiece (boat, gondola, six-finger crown), one Face (mask, oldface prosthetics, mirror veil), one Concept Glove (six-finger, lobster claw, foam fist), and one Carried Prop (live falcon, sourdough loaf, baby grand piano); the picks compose into a step-and-repeat photo card with a fake Vogue caption byline, a quote tweet from a fashion critic, and an "AI couldn't have done this" stamp, and the share is the finished card forwarded to mock the Met Gala discourse the morning after.