Halsey vs. Anthony Fantano "main character syndrome" feud

The user drags four sliders — How often do you narrate your own life out loud, How much of your camera roll is just you, How personally do you take a 6/10 review, and How dramatic was your last "I'm fine" — and the app plots them on a 2x2 "Main Character Syndrome" axis (Protagonist vs Side Character, on-screen vs behind the scenes). The output is a Fantano-flavored verdict card: a tongue-shaped meter needle pinned to your quadrant, a bracketed numeric score out of 10 in his exact light-to-decent cadence, and a one-line review of YOU written like a Theneedledrop blurb (not the devil himself, bu…