Empire State Building petty-grievance banner generator

You type one short, petty grievance into a single field and it renders onto the exact oversized black banner the climbers unfurled off the Empire State Building for their engagement. The output is a photorealistic still of that banner hanging off the skyscraper carrying your message instead — the image itself is the share, one-tap saved and posted. The joke is the scale mismatch: the most romantic grand-gesture frame in the world now publicly broadcasts "WHOEVER KEEPS PARKING IN MY SPOT" or "I READ THE MESSAGE I'M JUST NOT REPLYING" to all of Manhattan. The entry hook is a placeholder banner a…