OFFICIAL LIST OF DEMANDS generator

The user types the name of someone they're "serving" plus one genuinely petty real grievance ("you never split the bill", "you left me on read"). The output is a formatted, deadpan OFFICIAL LIST OF DEMANDS document card that opens by stating the real grievance plainly, then escalates line by line into the song's exact register — a single sausage, one barrel of oil, a novel written in the user's honour, a revenge drink consumed in front of them — before a bureaucratic sign-off. The document card is the share: screenshot it into the group chat or reply-tag the person. It's funny because the flat…