Dictator Mbappé State Decree Generator

The user taps their national team from a grid, picks the rival they most want humiliated, and picks a "royal grievance" (bad refereeing, a missed penalty, group-chat disrespect, etc.). Out comes an official-looking STATE DECREE from "The Democratic Republic of Mbappé" — gold seal, presidential letterhead, absurd authoritarian clauses that ban the rival nation from the tournament, nationalise their strikers and rename their capital. The output is a portrait decree card built to be dropped straight into a football group chat. It's funny because it takes the "Dictator Mbappé" hyperbole to its log…