"Who's your 'Girl, So Confusing'?" reconciliation-verse generator

The user names one friend they have genuinely complicated feelings about and the one petty-but-real thing that keeps souring it (she got the thing I wanted / she never texts first / people always compare us). The app writes back a short "Girl, So Confusing"-style verse in that exact register — jealousy admitted out loud, then dissolved — closing on a personalized "I ride for you, [name]" line. The output is a lyric card styled like a festival-screen lower-third, and it IS the share because the whole point is to send it to that actual friend as a half-joking half-sincere peace offering. The fun…