Saxboy Billy "First time in ___, mi ___" verse generator

You feed it your real trip — a city, two things you did, one thing that went wrong, a relative you're traveling with — and it writes you a full campy Saxboy-Billy-style verse in the song's exact cadence ("First time in ___, mi ___ / we ___ and we ___..."), rendered as a karaoke lyric card with the bouncing-ball styling and the saxophone emoji header. The lyric card is the share: it scans to the real audio so people screenshot it, then film their vacation clip with the song and pin your verse as the caption. Funny because the song's earnest-cheesy travel-brochure tone collides with your actual …