Asset Depreciation Receipt
Mikal Bridges 0-point Game 3 · Knicks Twitter

User types three stat-lines from a player's worst games (points, FG, minutes) plus the player's name, and the app generates a styled Asset Depreciation Receipt from the Knicks Front Office — itemized trade cost across the top (five first-round picks, pick swaps, Bogdanovic), running depreciation ledger with each stat line subtracted as a realized loss, a sarcastic Actuarial Note in small print, and a stamped final line NET VALUE REMAINING / [calculated dollar figure]. The joke is the receipt does real math on the user's input — worse stats = bigger depreciation. The output card IS the share: K…

Punch in your birth year — the app itemizes 53 years of Knicks suffering and stamps the bill PAID. Print it for the group chat.

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