Pacers-Nets "Brooklyn Argument Couple" 6-slot subtitle composite

A mad-libs form slots into the fake subtitle track beneath a static illustrated silhouette of the two arguing figures (back-of-head male fan, female fan mid-gesture — both drawn-not-photographed so it's license-safe). Slots: (1) what he ordered at halftime, (2) the name of his ex that came up, (3) a Pacers player she defended, (4) the thing she actually meant, (5) the thing he thought she meant, (6) the nuclear closing line. On submit, the subtitle track composes as six timed caption cards over the illustrated silhouette, styled as hard-burnt white-with-black-outline TikTok captions, with a fi…