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Public Crash-Out Incident Report

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Public Crash-Out Incident Report
What it does

The user fills out a single-page NYPD-style "Public Crash-Out Incident Report" about the lone Spurs guy who tried to brawl with celebrating Knicks fans. Fields: subject's jersey/era, number of New Yorkers engaged, primary trigger ("team lost," "got hugged by a stranger," "saw a Chalamet"), peak emotion on a checkbox scale (Composed to Crashing Out to Fully Gone), and a witness statement they type in one line. The output is a filed, stamped incident report card with a case number, a "VERDICT: terminally cooked" stamp, and the witness quote pull-boxed - funny because it treats a viral street mel…

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