2026 Cope Budget tier card

The page opens to a tier-list grid with rows labeled Still Buying It / Cut Way Back / Cold Turkey 2026 / Haven't Bought In Years / Was Never Real Money Anyway / Now Stealing It (Allegedly). Below sits a tray of ~22 pre-rendered grocery-receipt thumbnails: a single egg, a Costco rotisserie chicken (with a tiny "$4.99 forever" sticker), a stick of butter, name-brand cereal, ground beef, a Trader Joe's flower bouquet, Netflix, Spotify Premium, single-cup coffee runs, eating out for lunch, the dentist, a haircut, weed gummies, Ubers under 1 mile, drugstore sunscreen, blueberries, almond milk, the …