"Oh Well, Whatever, Nevermind" Burnout Bingo

The user picks their burnout flavor from a short menu (work, situationship, doomscrolling, group chat, everything) and gets a 5x5 "Oh Well, Whatever, Nevermind" bingo card filled with hyper-specific apathy squares for that flavor. They tap the squares that are true this week; the card tallies a detachment level and stamps a deadpan verdict at the bottom. The output IS the share because the filled card is a self-portrait of 2026 burnout the group chat recognizes. Entry hook: the lyric already means I've stopped caring, so a bingo of things you've stopped caring about is the natural extension. P…