Build Specification — "The Crew Dossier: KitKat Heist Edition"

A sequence of multiple-choice questions interrogates the user about how they'd have pulled off the great European KitKat caper: your in (loading-dock insider / fake delivery van / "I simply asked nicely"), your alibi, what you'd do with 400,000 bars, and your one fatal flaw. The answers score the user into one of a handful of heist-crew roles — the Mastermind, the Driver, the Inside Man, the Guy Who Definitely Talks to the Police — delivered as a "Crew Dossier" card with a mugshot-style frame, codename, and a one-line assessment of why the job goes wrong because of you. It's funny because the …