The Odyssey / history teacher finishes the myth during a screening blackout

You type the dumb little thing that just interrupted your day — the projector died, the WiFi dropped mid-call, the microwave beeped — and a rogue history teacher rises in the dark theater to finish the story for you, rendering your mundane moment as ten lines of booming Homeric hexameter on an illuminated ancient-tablet card. Input is one or two short lines describing the interruption plus who you blame; output is a shareable stone-tablet verse card stamped 'as narrated from memory, Row G.' It is funny because the gap between 'my Zoom froze' and 'Thus did the grey-eyed router forsake him' is t…