"Nolan Sound Injury Discharge Report"

On a front-and-back body diagram the user taps every place Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey" sound mix physically hurt them — ears (ringing for three days), skull (migraine), chest (subwoofer dislodged my soul), jaw (rattled a filling loose), eardrums (dialogue still inaudible). Each tap pops a hand-authored injury line and logs it. The final card is a "Nolan Sound Injury Discharge Report" with a diagnosis label and the list of logged injuries — that report card is the share, screenshotted straight into the Odyssey-discourse replies. It's funny because it treats the collective "I walked out wi…