Official Adoption Certificate generator

The user picks their country (or a non-country fill — their workplace, their group chat, their ex) from a dropdown, picks the reason they need rescuing from a set list of preset humiliations (last place, one point, ghosted at karaoke, jury betrayed me), and picks a "rescuer" delegation from another dropdown. The site composes an Official Adoption Certificate stamped with the Eurovision Broadcasting Union seal, formal multilingual letterhead, an embossed jury signature line, and one floridly worded paragraph absorbing the user into the rescuer's delegation "for moral and harmonic support, hence…