2026 World Cup VAR stadium-mic announcement parodies

You fill six slots in a hidden template: who committed it, what they did, where, who was affected, what they claimed afterward, and the punishment you want. Out comes a full stadium-mic VAR ruling transcript, formatted exactly like the referee's on-pitch address — "After review... the incident occurred... following consultation with the video assistant referee... the on-field decision is..." — with the dramatic-pause line breaks marked and a final ruling stamp. Your entry: "Marcus, left one plate in the sink, kitchen, everyone, said he was going to do it later, two-match ban." The comedy is re…