Adult Gaming Session Report (Steam backlog confession)

Fill the slots of a pre-written incident report — hours worked today, minutes spent staring at your Steam library, the game you launched, minutes actually played before quitting, the backlog title you swore you'd start, and your excuse — and it assembles a deadpan "Adult Gaming Session Report" styled like an official after-action log, stamped with a diagnosis tier (Backlog Martyr / Wishlist Monk / Ten-Minute Warrior). The completed report IS the share, forwarded straight into the gamer group chat as a confession. It's funny because it renders a pathetic 10-minute session in the grave typograph…