specification.md — THE OFFICIAL (fake OFFICIAL MATCH REPORT card generator)

The user types a plain reason for sending someone off ("you handballed it," "you dove," "you swore at me") and the app composes an OFFICIAL MATCH REPORT — a styled FIFA-letterhead disciplinary card — where the user's clear sentence is rendered as the referee's actual on-mic word salad: confident syntax, real grammar scaffolding, zero comprehensible meaning, ending with the player's caption "trying to understand a message that never arrived." The output is the document card itself, screenshot-forwarded into group chats during matches. The joke is that the form looks maximally authoritative whil…