specification.md — How To Kick A Ball (scouting-card diagnostic)

A sliding-axis plot that diagnoses your kicking technique. You drag four sliders — Backlift (polite tap to full windmill), Contact Point (toe-punt to laces), Scream Volume (silent to banshee), and Commitment (jog to full run-up from the halfway line) — and your settings plot a dot onto a quadrant chart with axes Finesse-vs-Force and Technique-vs-Chaos. The output is a scouting card that names your archetype from the quadrant (THE TOE-PUNT MERCHANT, THE WINDMILL, THE SILENT ASSASSIN, THE HALFWAY-LINE RUN-UP) with a deadpan scout's verdict and a projected goals-vs-own-goals stat line. The card i…