World Cup, Everybody Jump (Tayo Ricci anthem refusal)

The song screams "everybody jump!" on the drop; the whole meme is mass refusal to comply. This is an anti-rhythm game: a fixed loop of the anthem's build-up plays with a visible beat-meter sweeping toward the drop, and your one job is to NOT tap during the marked "JUMP" windows while still tapping the dead beats to prove you were paying attention. Hold your stillness through three escalating drops and you earn a certified card like "Statue Tier — refused all 7 jumps, sat through the chorus, did not move a muscle." Twitch on the drop and the card downgrades you to "Closet Jumper — caved at seco…