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specification — Certified Offside Analyst
What it does

You tap through twelve frozen match snapshots — attacker caught mid-run with the last defender's line drawn across the pitch — and for each one you call OFFSIDE or ONSIDE before the verdict flips over with a deadpan one-line referee ruling. There is no rules explainer up front; you learn by getting roasted play by play. At the end you get a Certified Offside Analyst score card that lands somewhere between 'You actually get it now' and 'Please, sir, stop yelling at the television,' and that card is the thing you screenshot into the group chat to settle three weeks of faked expertise. Every snap…