Depp's Scrooge Has Reviewed Your Day

The user answers about seven multiple-choice questions about how they squandered today — hours doomscrolling in bed, ghosting a friend, skipping a family thing, hoarding snacks at their desk, telling a coworker "bah, humbug." Their answers score to one of the three ghosts (Past, Present, Future) plus a secret "no ghost is coming, you are beyond saving" outcome. The output is a verdict card where Depp's mumbling, half-swallowed Hall-H Scrooge delivers the sentence in his exact improvised register — Victorian consonants dropped mid-word, a "have you no lives, jobs?" style insult, and which ghost…