"The Boys took your powers. How do you beg?"

The page is a deck of 8 hand-authored multiple-choice questions about the exact moment your power gets stripped — "they take the one thing that made you You; first instinct?", "the man holding the knife is someone you used to control", "you offer them...", "your last bargaining chip is...". Each answer is written in begging-cadence and tagged to one of 6 villain-death archetypes (Homelander grovel / Voldemort no-nose denial / Thanos "I used the stones to destroy the stones" cope / Anakin "I HATE YOU" tantrum / Joker laugh-it-off / JoJo dramatic monologue). The result is a diagnosis card: your …