Antinous Contempt Rating (TOLERATE / BEGGARS OUT swipe deck)

A deck of twelve hand-written everyday indignities flashes one at a time — "the barista spells your name 'Antinius'", "a stranger asks to skip you real quick in line", "the group chat leaves you on read for six hours", "someone reclines their airplane seat into your knees". For each you tap TOLERATE or BEGGARS OUT. Your ratio composes an ornate gilded Antinous Contempt Rating card ("87% Suitor Energy — you would absolutely have people removed") written in Pattinson's theatrical aristocratic sneer, stamped with a burned-in "Somebody get these beggars out of here!" wax seal. The verdict card is …