Hot Dog Summer: Sort Your World

You drag a pre-set tray of absurd objects — a framing nail, a birthday cake, a Roman column, a rolled-up yoga mat, a corgi, a stick of deodorant, a kayak — into three tiers labeled "Certified Hot Dog," "Hot Dog-Adjacent," and "Absolutely Not a Hot Dog." The frozen tier card is the share. The joke is committing, with Jennifer-Coolidge deadpan, to a personal taxonomy of what is and isn't a hot dog during Hot Dog Summer; your unhinged placements ARE the content. Entry hook: "It's Hot Dog Summer. Sort your world." Roughly 20 items keep it going, and the reveal is which mundane objects you were per…