Hot Dog Summer: "Plot Your Hot Dog"

The user types what they're calling their "hot dog" this summer (a person, a plate, a car, a situationship) and drags two sliders — actually edible to purely emotional, and one-season fling to forever — to place it. The output is a quadrant chart with the user's hot dog plotted as a dot and a hand-authored verdict for whichever corner it lands in: Certified Summer Hot Dog, Sad Desk Hot Dog, This Is Just A Situationship In A Bun, Emotional Support Hot Dog. The plotted card is the share. Funny because it forces you to solemnly quantify the most unhinged thing you've decided to call a hot dog. En…