No Deal., Patagonia (logo-collision drag-name notice cards)

User taps through a fixed grid of well-known brand logos and picks one, then picks a "drag twist" tile (a pun suffix, a vibe, a habitat). The picks compose into a single shareable card: a campy drag alter-ego name that legally collides with the chosen brand (logo-echo wordmark + tagline), stamped with that brand's mock cease-and-desist box on one side and the creator's hand-scrawled "No Deal." rebuttal stamped diagonally across it. The funny is the power-inversion: the tiny drag persona out-quotes a billion-dollar legal team in two words. Entry hook is the grid of recognizable logos daring you…