Matt Damon Extraction Audit

On a stylized world/solar-system map the user taps the locations where Matt Damon has been stranded across his filmography — Mars, occupied France, deep space behind a black hole, the Great Wall, the ocean floor — and each tap stamps a hand-authored extraction record: the rescue's taxpayer cost, casualties incurred getting him back, and mission code. The final card totals it: cumulative cost of bringing Matt Damon home. The card is the share because it's a mock government audit that only makes sense if you know his whole man-who-must-get-home canon. The funny is treating a career of survival r…