World Cup ref's English red-card announcement (football Twitter)

The user issues an official World Cup red card to anyone in their life. They type the offender's name and the offense in plain words (left the group chat on read, microwaved fish at work) and pick the sanction — yellow, red, or straight red. The output is a stadium-announcement card styled like the new ref-cam broadcast graphic: the offense is rewritten into the fixed maximal FIFA officialese of the viral English PA announcement (FOLLOWING A REVIEW, A RED CARD HAS BEEN ISSUED TO...), with a second line showing what everyone actually heard as garbled mush, mirroring the Mexico–South Africa play…