Fifteen Minutes (Wimbledon 2026 media-protest transcript card)

You type three things: a tournament result (won, lost first round, double-faulted on match point), a journalist's nosy question topic, and your current mood. The generator composes an official-looking Wimbledon post-match press transcript that runs exactly 15 minutes "on paper" but where the player gives maximally curt, protesting one-word answers — "Next question." / "No comment, prize money." / a 14-minute silence rendered as "[remaining 14:00 redacted — media protest]." Styled with the AELTC purple-and-green letterhead and an official transcript header. The transcript card is the share. Fun…