"Encyclical of Divided Loyalties" confession card

The user is handed a single-elimination bracket of pairings they're supposed to stay neutral on — Real Madrid vs Barca, Coke vs Pepsi, mum's roast vs dad's roast, iPhone vs Android, beach vs mountains, etc. — under a banner reading "The Pope is for all teams." But each round forces a tap to advance one side, so the user keeps publicly betraying their stated neutrality. The output is a filled "Encyclical of Divided Loyalties" card: a mock papal letterhead listing every pairing with the choice they were forced to make, ending with "Prevost is for ___" — their bracket champion, the one allegiance…