Elemental Rap Bracket (drag-to-tier-list)

A drag-to-tier-list with 12 pre-rendered fake elemental-series album covers: Iceman (Drake), Fireman (Kendrick), Waterman, Earthman, Windman, Plasmaman, Magmaman, Steamman, Mudman, Saltman, Smokeman, Voidman — each with an AI-faux-album aesthetic already pre-rendered as a static asset, with mock release dates and parody track-one titles. User drags covers into tiers S / A / B / Cease-and-Desist / Never Release. On commit, the frozen tier card generates a headline (This User's Elemental Rap Bracket Is Unhinged), a Hot Take line auto-selected from which album they put in S-tier (If Magmaman is S…