RANK THE BODIES: Who Did Hov Cook Worst

The page is a tier-list builder titled "RANK THE BODIES — WHO DID HOV COOK WORST" with a tray of pre-rendered target cards: Drake, Ye, Nicki, Dame Dash, plus decoy seeds the bars could be read as hitting (the ghostwriter allegations, the streaming era itself, "everybody under 30"). Each card carries the punchline most attributed to it as a one-line dossier. Tier rows are hand-authored to beef-grammar: DEAD ON ARRIVAL / NEEDS AN AMBULANCE / GRAZED / HE'LL RECOVER / WASN'T EVEN A SHOT / FREE SMOKE FOR NO REASON. The user drags each target into a tier; on publish they get a horizontal "MY HOV BOD…