Duolingo Streak Court
Micro-site · Duolingo streak-keepers who fear the owl

You face the Duo owl's Streak Court: swipe through 12 hand-written excuses for breaking your streak — "I was on a plane", "my cat sat on my phone", "I forgot for one day" — tapping VALID or PATHETIC on each, while the owl's face darkens with every soft answer. Your taps tally into a Mercy Score and the owl delivers one of several verdicts, from "Streak Restored, this time" to "The owl knows where you sleep." The share is the verdict card: a green Duolingo-style notification screen with your score and the owl's passive-aggressive ruling. Funny because it weaponises the beloved-menacing-owl lore…

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