specification — "How To Kick A Ball" Worst-Way Bracket

An 8-slot single-elimination bracket of gloriously wrong ways to kick a ball — the full-body toe-punt, the eyes-shut hoof, the run-up trip, the karate spin, the tap that rolls backwards — each a captioned still. Tap the worse technique in each matchup until you crown one Worst Way To Kick A Ball. The share is your filled bracket with your champion enshrined, ready to post as a hot take others argue with. Funny because it turns pure physical-comedy taste into a defensible ranking during World Cup season; the hook is "Which is the worst way to kick a ball?" Swap in real players and the absurd-te…