"Just Say 'Here,' Bro" (roll-call swipe-deck → Roll-Call Cringe Meter card)
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You swipe through a hand-curated deck of 15 real roll-call responses — from a clean "here" to a full Karma's World rap verse, "present and accounted for," a wink, a two-minute origin story — and for each one you tap ACCEPTABLE or JUST SAY HERE BRO based on whether YOU would actually pull it in first period. Your taps tally into a Roll-Call Cringe Meter score card: a percentage, a tier label (Silent Nodder / Certified Here-Sayer / Attention Economy Major / The Whole Class Groaned), and a one-line homeroom verdict. The card is the share, dropped straight into the class group chat as your officia…

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