specification.md — KATSEYE "WILD" EP talk-back tier-ranker
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You drag the pre-set track tiles of the new EP (including "Hootie Frutti" and "Bel Air") into S through F tiers, and each placement fires a stan-lingo micro-verdict as it lands ("S-tier: this is the one you'll gatekeep"), then freezes a shareable tier card with your ordering. The card is the share - the whole point is posting your ranking to start the "how did you put Hootie Frutti in B" fight. The funny is the tool talking back in overwrought stan voice as you sort. Entry hook: the untiered pile of glossy track tiles daring you to disrespect a fan-favorite. Under 60s: drag-drop is tactile, ea…

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