Mysaria's wandering-accent subtitle plate

User types any sentence — a line from their day, a text they need to send. Output is a House of the Dragon — Official Subtitle plate: a pre-rendered prestige-TV subtitle bar with the character name tag, rendering the user's sentence LLM-respelled in Mysaria's wandering-accent phonetics (vowels drift, consonants migrate mid-word, an accent that visits six countries per clause). One subtitle-plate template; only the respelled text varies. The subtitle screenshot IS the share — your mundane grocery list sounding like it just crossed four borders. The joke is the show's much-mocked wandering accen…