Certified List of Demands ("you never ___" / "Bangladesh")

You type 4-6 petty things your partner never does for you and the generator escalates each one into an Ian-McConnell-cadence sung grievance, stacking them into a mounting official "Certified List of Demands" tracklist card that starts reasonable ("you never text me back") and ends unhinged ("you never take me to Bangladesh"). The output card IS the share: you screenshot it and tag the offending partner or bestie. The funny is the escalation ramp — the LLM makes line 1 fair and line 6 deranged, in the song's deadpan singer-songwriter voice. Entry hook: one prompt, "what does bae never do?"