NOTICE OF IMPENDING DISRESPECT

The user types one name (the target) and one short situation ("walked in late to her own surprise party," "subtweeted her ex," "said 'we don't argue' in the group chat"). The output is a single stamped, official-looking court notice — "NOTICE OF IMPENDING DISRESPECT" — that formally serves the target with advance warning that, per the catchphrase, "she had no idea they was gonna play in her face." The fixed legal-bureaucratic boilerplate does the comedy: case number, effective date "immediately," a clause certifying the recipient "remains blissfully unaware," and a Real Estate Fish seal. The o…